Rivendell TV
After many long years, Rivendell has finally acquired
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a television set
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Don't worry, it's in another building...
...on the other side of the mountains...
...and it's unplugged.
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Testimonials from our Viewer
"Sometimes boring, never normal."
"The digital equivalent of touching grass."
"Disappointingly PG-13. It's been four hours and I've only seen one Neanderthal nipple!"
"Surprising in the way that only another person can be."
"Rivendell TV cured my YouTube addiction! I haven't been to youtube.com in like, two months, I'd guess? Now I just go to Rivendell when I want to kill time. I can stop anytime I want. Really!"
What Other People are Saying
"I don't understand why you would make something like this."
"This video is boring, skip it. What do you mean, you can't?"
"Wait a minute, it's playing the same video on my computer too. How is it doing that?"
"You know, I actually miss Rivendell TV. I wish I could remember the URL. Too bad it's lost forever, right?"